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POWER RANGERS FACEPALM -


TAGS: space delimited
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Master-Evil

Mr. Shiny - August 8, 2009, 12:11 am
Power Rangers face-palm: when you realize your losing to the Power Rangers.


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the photo.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


20TH ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: please use this one mr motifake delete the other
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 9:33 am
Solid.


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by steph1

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm
Why do people assume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm
I want to meet that chick! 5L


30% OF WOMEN - Should stay in the Kitchen. deleted deleted


TAGS: deleted
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Tim

George - June 20, 2009, 11:57 am
Though 44% of women cheat. if ya say guys cheat more, well guys are 46%. so here goes the statistics..
oz - May 11, 2009, 2:14 pm
30% of women should do as we tell them :D
Trocki - April 2, 2009, 1:20 pm
30% of women killed are the 10% of women who get caught cheating on their boyfriends/husbands. This is just a guess, of course.
kryton - March 25, 2009, 4:51 pm
30 % of women can't spell at all or get the percent sign right
Migdalah - February 27, 2009, 5:39 pm
Look, all I'm gonna say is this: How many of those murders took place in the kitchen? I'm going to guess it's a very low percentage. Take the hint, ladies.
murderblade - January 5, 2009, 4:51 am
70% of women don't have to be told a third time


WORDS TO LIVE BY - May the gods of gaming smile upon you.


TAGS: words gaming ctrl alt del comics
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:25 am
and whatever you shall bind on earth will be bound in heaven. so timmy you are banned from heaven
boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:25 am
srry this is gunn be long You hold the keys, and to whomever you open it is opened, and to whomever you close it is closed. This is what the good gentle Jesus said to Peter, whose place you take: 'Whatever you shall loose on earth will be loosed in heave
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 5:43 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAA So it is written...so it shall be done.


OFFROAD TO THE FUTURE -


TAGS: delorean offroad
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

zoomer296 - December 30, 2012, 7:38 pm
This one is better.
Anonymous2 - March 9, 2010, 12:28 am
My bad, didn't know someone did it a while ago. I haven't seen every motifake, and I apologize. If the mods want to pull this one as a duplicate, I'm fine with that.
CANADA - March 8, 2010, 6:55 pm
word for word of this one....81425


CUNNILINGUS - Some guys need a little practice


TAGS: yodeling up the valley
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 10:55 pm
The closest thing on this site would be your avatar, Derek. :P
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:52 pm
We need a picture of success


SNORLAX - The fat man's role-model


TAGS: snorlax fat role model
Rating: 2.26/5

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daga - December 24, 2008, 6:57 pm
Holy Shit... That is a nice conversation O_O


WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power




A ROLE MODEL - Aaaaaaaaayyyy !!


TAGS: the fonz is a role model
Rating: 4.33/5

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Cubbybear - February 13, 2010, 8:17 pm
I love the Fonz...5/5


FRENCH FRIES IS HEALTHY FOOD, YOU BETCHA -


TAGS: french fries delicious and healthy
Rating: 4.53/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:30 pm
That had to have been done with 5uperglue, but not sure; superglue eats through styrofoam.... *snicker*


ESPRESSO! - It's so FREAKIN' good!




CHEF BRIAN - Seriously WTF?


TAGS: ctrl alt del video games chef brian
Rating: 2.32/5

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leeebling - February 11, 2009, 1:34 pm
ha ha i get the comic it's to do with the Berlin wall right?


THE SOUTH - Ruining childhood memories


TAGS: delorean monstertruck
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Sulagar

ConnieChung - June 8, 2013, 3:56 pm
Good gravy Marie....I need to change my shorts..
- September 7, 2011, 5:37 pm
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:35 am
GREAT SCOTT! Send that to the Lybians. 5 flux capacitors


25TH ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: philadelphia police bomb move
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Aurielius - September 6, 2015, 8:16 am
Shows what can be done with a satchel charge and a helio. I was there.


10 TO 15 YEARS LATER - When they redo the anniversary of this photoshoot.... ....this is gonna be so frickin' hawt!




1-800-MOTIFAKE - CUSTOMER SERVICE


TAGS: live from delhi
Rating: 4.73/5

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ughomer - January 3, 2013, 7:00 pm
That's EXACTLY why I DID NOT use a current or potential commercial sponsor company. No sense in ruffling any feathers, Moooooooooooooooooo - right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2013, 4:30 pm
You must realize that without advertizes these sites couldn't survive. Right?
ughomer - January 3, 2013, 6:15 am
With the increased number of commercial sponsors on this site, I had to punk the site itself! But I get your point, TSI.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2013, 10:14 pm
Only n00bs whine about the mods.


MENTALITY - I never question my sanity. It always replies rudely.




SARCHASM -


TAGS: sarcasm the most delicious of the humors
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by sickartist

rerun - February 21, 2010, 7:39 pm

great poster
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 21, 2010, 12:13 am
I will be stealing this definition for real life purposes.
Jmac0585 - February 17, 2010, 11:44 am
Amsomely original. 5L
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am
P.S. great poster
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am
When that happened here two years ago MB hydro came and picked my parents up by helicopter and took them to work. guess its kinda stupid to have a vital service in a town with only one road in


NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Some worked harder to win than others


TAGS: nobel prize nelson mandela mother theresa barack obama
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:15 am
All Obama did was be black and be the president of the USA and win.
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
Good point, Aggy.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 6:01 pm
Peace prize my ass. From Bullshit! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUuA7WBRE
TheSarge - October 28, 2009, 1:34 pm
I put myself in the running for the next one.I figure I have the same qualifications as Obama does...NONE!!!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:53 am
Lest we forget that Yasser Arafat got one, too.
bOB cHIN - October 9, 2009, 9:54 am
We all know where hard work will get you. And to the 172 other people nominated for this "prize"...Work harder, because peace dosen't happen if people are all happy, well fed, and have housing with water they can drink piped in.


HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...


TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm
All Eagles fans are virgins.


ACCEPTANCE -


TAGS: menopause garage remodel
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

deerbag2 - July 31, 2011, 3:21 pm
5lions and a million thanks
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:16 pm
think i will take up home improvement because of this post
Airman - July 29, 2011, 12:19 pm
my wife is 50. Need I say more? Thank God we have a study with a couch and tv in it
mariand - July 29, 2011, 11:44 am
lol... that's a wrinkle worth knowing
gas - July 28, 2011, 9:47 pm
xD i'll keep that in mind
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:36 pm
Prints are available in the foyer for a reasonable price.. Aww hell, he can have this one on the house (well, beside the house).
gas - July 28, 2011, 11:14 am
lol, that would make my father laugh...


YOUR OPINIONS? - Stick them here!


TAGS: deltabob delta bob
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by upyours

Derek - February 7, 2010, 3:09 am
But Cubby thinks it's better to give than to receive!
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 10:25 pm
aww, did DB hurt your feelings?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 6, 2010, 6:42 pm
Yeah, this guy is definitely responding to something....Why so sad Upyours?
GreyScorpion - February 6, 2010, 6:39 pm
most definetly previous history


RUG SWEEPING - Later on you're gonna be tripping over that huge lump in the rug




YOUNG MARINES - The Best of the Best Youth




COMPLETE VS FINISHED -


TAGS: love infidelity marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:32 am
Classic....
Greybeard - November 11, 2012, 12:02 am
LoL. Thats sound advice
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2012, 11:46 pm
They're all wrong.....It's all a matter of finding the one you're willing to tolerate (hint...It's the one with the biggest tits)
Greybeard - November 10, 2012, 11:03 pm
LoL. Seems like I can only find the wrong one... : )
TheOne - November 10, 2012, 10:56 pm
Until you find another right that is. 5L.


Items confiscated -


TAGS: police hijacking a krispy kreme delivery truck march calendar
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:14 pm
The whole po5ter is funny, but that last line is a riot!
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:48 pm
'bout time you got busy, Sly.


30 MINUTE GUARANTEE - If we don't arrive in 30 minutes, we won't bother because you probably started without us.




CONFIDENCE - I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.




ASS-RAPE -




Same Day Delivery -


TAGS: flux capacitor same day delivery
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Ism

CloudchaserS - August 31, 2013, 11:22 am
It would be awesome if pizza delivery drivers had flux capacitors
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity


"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."




KOOL-AID -


TAGS: oh yeah drink tasty yummy delicious damage dollars
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by VinceVonVicious

phydeaux - March 23, 2010, 7:18 pm
1L and SCORE for Faceman!
Faceplant31 - March 23, 2010, 5:19 pm
34815 Here is an idea don't make the same exact poster under another name that is very similar to your old user name.


I DROPPED MY LAPTOP IN THE OCEAN. - Now there's a Dell rolling in the deep


TAGS: adele troll rolling deep funny
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by LauraTheChamp

lgvernon - March 27, 2012, 8:11 pm

made me LOL made me LOL made me LOL~~~
gas - March 27, 2012, 2:33 pm
HAHAHAHA.. been a long time since a poster made me laugh that hard x'D


REAL LIFE BARBIE - Finally! A Barbie that teaches young girls to dream big!


TAGS: role model obese dolls barbie
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:14 pm
or lotta something Papa ;)
MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:13 pm
Specific? Ever seen her pink convertible or her "dream" home... massive! Ahhh never mind teehee
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 3:08 pm
The original Barbie encouraged girls to dream big also. But only in specific location5
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 3:04 pm
For when a man wants a lotta woman! :)


NELSON MANDELA - Imprisoned for 27 years. Never re-offended. The system does work.


TAGS: nelson mandela
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 9:36 pm
Take your rhetoric to politifake.org
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 9:36 pm
Enforcer wanna go bye-bye? Play nice, kid. This ain't the place for that.
Enforcer - September 29, 2010, 9:30 pm
But he did take part in blowing up a bus full of white kids, well let's give him a pass
Enforcer - September 29, 2010, 9:29 pm
But he did take part in blowing up a bus full of white kids, well let's give him a pass
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 1:25 am
BWAHAHA!
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 7:59 pm
LOL!


LYING TO BE PERFECT -




dear vegetarians -


TAGS: delicious meat
Rating: 4.59/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:09 pm

NEENER NEENER


VROOOOOOOM -


TAGS: hotwheels product models
Rating: 4.53/5

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mariand - February 11, 2012, 12:49 pm
lol... three parking places
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 8:22 pm
Hey look, someplace to park your bike.


THE MILKMAN -




FAKE EYELASHES - Because you've gotta look good while your raping devotchkas


TAGS: alex delarge rape
Rating: 2.58/5

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Lena - August 18, 2009, 5:55 pm
Yeah. Because it's only a crime if the guy is ugly. haha! Just kidding.


OH MY GAWD!!! - Where is that license plate from? Are my eyes going bad? What does it say above 88MPH?


TAGS: delorean back to the future
Rating: 1.68/5

More motifakes by Yuya Mudkip

-quote needed- - April 9, 2009, 6:16 pm
yeah thats definitely a kansas plate
UncleJeeves - December 23, 2008, 4:28 pm
I've seen this around Overland Park.
Otown - December 16, 2008, 7:48 pm
I've seen it on the K-10 and booking it.
Kooter - December 10, 2008, 5:54 am
He drives this car around Olathe. As far as I've seen, he's made it a near perfect match. I see him at the QT every so often.
hippie - September 5, 2008, 9:14 am
no such thing as delorian, but a DeLorean could do 0-88 in 6 boring hours
Cass - August 28, 2008, 2:59 am
Our AZ Delorian says MPH 88 on the plate.
Steve - July 15, 2008, 11:37 am
Ha ha! Either Doc or Marty took the thing and got it tagged in Kansas. They must have been worried about it passing an emmisions test in California... either that or they needed to a place with enough road to get up to 88mph


ROXANNE - You don't have to put on the red light Those days are over, You don't have to sell your body to the night


TAGS: male models
Rating: 4.15/5

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Woodywood03a - March 26, 2010, 12:17 pm
Really dude, if Sting see this... he WILL find you and he WILL kick you ass. Also, I am not talking about the Wrester, I am talking about the singer. also... in a fight, I got him on 5-2 odds.


MOTHERS - They are the best role models a little girl can have.




NO NEED - CTRL + ALT + DEL works just as well.


TAGS: ctrl alt del
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

boston - August 4, 2012, 1:28 pm
is crashed?
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:30 pm
Bull Crap !


VANESSA DEL RIO - you know you`d still tap it


TAGS: vanessa del rio
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Ken Jones

NrN - September 19, 2008, 4:22 pm
I wouldn't ride her into battle.
Bob Chin - September 19, 2008, 1:06 pm
Johnny (Wad) Holmes misses this piece more than I do, and he's dead


The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen -


TAGS: men role model life gentleman
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 1, 2014, 10:41 pm
Thank you GaryO. I had wonder woman also but couldn't seem to fit her in to this poster. Working on something seperately for her watercolor...
GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:52 am
Sure like this style.


Fractals -




THE WALKING DEAD - now modelling at the Paris Fashion Show


TAGS: model zombie
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by vilnius

maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 6:55 pm
Sweet !


YOUR CHEATIN HEART -




VELVET ROPE -


TAGS: love marriage infidelity cover charge
Rating: 4.92/5

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rerun - November 30, 2010, 7:56 pm

sold gold, this is the good stuff
crankyhead - November 29, 2010, 5:52 pm
LOL!
Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 2:54 pm

....ouch.


THE SEVENTH DAY -




REQUESTS - Enough with all that "I gave my love a CHERRY.....crap! Play some "MARLEY" "One love" while showing some love.


TAGS: marley sinatra delta boon
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2012, 5:50 pm
Can't you percussionists ever keep the beat?


IF STRESS BURNED CALORIES - I would be a damn supermodel ...


TAGS: stress burned calories supermodel doughnuts
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:23 am
post to hot chick


LIES! - Those burgers have bacon. Your argument is invalid.




WORST CASE SCENARIO - 1. Kayak holed and sinking 2. Other rower drowning 3. Dueling banjos on right-hand bank


TAGS: banjos worst case scenario deliverance
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 1:18 pm
A nice effort, but Sean did this to perfection on #25203 - one of my all time favs.


DELICIOUS PUPPY - nom nom nom nom nom




VIDEO GAMES - perhaps not the most important thing in life


TAGS: ctrl alt del video games
Rating: 2.25/5

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Overlord Douchebag - October 31, 2008, 11:53 pm
Hey, the Beast of Garesh is a hard boss! I'd wanna get him out of the way, too.
Shtoink - June 18, 2008, 12:21 am
she didnt really want to do anything but get him off the game!


ROKEN - it is dodelijk !


TAGS: roken smoking cigarette dodelijk tobacco tabak rauchen
Rating: 1.68/5

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Oi? - January 31, 2009, 5:59 pm
It's dutch ffs.
zigarette - November 6, 2008, 12:47 pm
Rauchen ist toedlich.
bhaal - November 6, 2008, 11:30 am
too bad its not in german. ;)
SKR1PP3R - September 23, 2008, 2:48 pm
I'm from germany...yeah its funny ;)
Sho - September 14, 2008, 10:18 am
Its an advice..........follow it Het is een advies.....volg het :P
pro - September 2, 2008, 12:02 pm
Maar hoe je het ook wendt of keert - grappig is het niet.
ax - September 2, 2008, 10:23 am
lawl, like you dont understand :P het is een beetje repetitief.
aPauling - September 2, 2008, 10:19 am
Boo too whatever moderator approved this!
... - September 1, 2008, 9:38 pm
Repetitive. It repeats.


THE ORIGINAL COMPUTER - Was very limited functionally, print and delete .




SECRECY - No one gets hurt If no one finds out




HAM SANDWICHES - I like them extra Hammy on the Sabbath.




ROADS -




WHIFF OF THE DAY -




ROLE MODELS - This kid could use a better one.


TAGS: role models
Rating: 2.29/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:41 am
Later, rerun.... have fun!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:40 am
Night Rerun.(you big girl)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:39 am
Keep an eye on San Francisco as well.
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:39 am

well, on that note...the vicoden is kicking in and I need to get my 2 hours of sleep in. night/morning all
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:36 am
Oh no.... I am sure that rose ain't back. It's lucky that I don't ban every female who registers from Washington now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:36 am
Meh
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:32 am

at this point, I would be happy if it/he/she/they came back. At least there was some funny there
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:27 am
I blame doppelganger of rose....he's going cafe to cafe, ruining our fun.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:24 am
Yeah... I've been too nice lately. Oh, and a service announcement for the morons in the crowd... if you are warned about 1L bombing or targeting, 2L bombing and targeting doesn't get you off the hook... morons!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:23 am

I think aggy should be banned just for mentioning that name....it's not like he is a fozzwad...
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:22 am
And that mentock prick is next... nobody comes out of the gate bombing a single user unless they are already familiar with that user.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:21 am
Agreed. But, angus90 is a chronic bomber on me... and he's about done in my book. It's one thing to give legit low marks on a poster, but those who constantly dog a user? Not needed here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:21 am
ReeeeeeRun!!!! Aggy said a bad word!!!!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:19 am

hell, doing it to a regular contributor.....these idiots don't realize if it wasn't for the regulars this site probably would not still be around
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:19 am
So, WTFO, you like?
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:17 am
I'm just gonna get heavy-handed again.... these sissies need to be removed.... nothing impressive about being able to 1L a poster based on the user. And doing it to a mod? Just shows zero survival instincts.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:17 am
I enjoy the outspoken ones....It's the silent but annoying ones that piss me off.
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:16 am

I have noticed a new round of douche here lately
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:14 am
Timmys have been bombing be into the stone age lately... it's getting close to a round of bans here... I'm tired of this crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:14 am
Swing and a miss....well....you tried......Lol
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:13 am

1L Bomber? I show you a real bomber
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:11 am
Oh...rerun.....so wrong yet so funny.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:11 am
Ahhhh yes.... the case of the buried taquito.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:10 am
*court.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:10 am
I haven't been so relieved to see a Jew......since.....uhhhhh....well....My appearance on "the peoples curt"
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:08 am

Much better caption....Nike = Just Do It
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:05 am
And rerun gets out of the gaytalk on a technicality! LOL!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:04 am

those hot dogs and churros aren't Kosher...pass as well
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:03 am
It should make you ill... I got food poisoning from it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:01 am
That comment made me feel ill.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:00 am
And the 16th. when I rolled it in a churro?.......No ones falling for it Aggy. You told me you were allergic to cinnamon and you still went to town on it.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:56 am
Fair is fair... the second time, you had it wrapped in a flour tortilla... how could I resist?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 3:56 am
Once! Yeah Once.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:47 am
Fool me once...
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:47 am
Pass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 3:44 am
You grab the one in the middle....I'm not that hungry.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:42 am
Why is everyone against the ol' belt-strap hot dog warmer?
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 3:41 am
I have to agree...oh well better luck next time
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 2:56 am
This pic had potential....you've ruined it for everyone. 1L


PHILADELPHIA - You've gotta do a better job watching "Michael VICK"!!




WATCH HER STRUT -


TAGS: modelling model career independence catwalk
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 7:15 am
Thank you for the excellent rating. Great era, Great song...
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 11:37 am
5L because that is a wicked Seger tune and I bet that's true.


ALLURE - IT CAN TURN SOME PEOPLE INTO SUPERMODELS AND SOME INTO SERIAL KILLERS




FROGGER -


TAGS: bad role model wytch
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - August 21, 2011, 12:29 pm

lolz


WARNING - Delightfully slippery when wet !


TAGS: warning delightfully slippery when wet
Rating: 4.46/5

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djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:20 am
mdr!!!!!!!! xx
WellThatSucked - April 9, 2012, 4:52 pm
O_O Dat @ss
Budog - April 8, 2012, 11:38 am
Vulture, keep a good watch on her and report back periodically.
Budog - April 8, 2012, 11:38 am
Vulture, keep a good watch on her and report back periodically.
vulture - April 8, 2012, 12:13 am
Maybe I'm losing it, but she seems more tanned that when I looked at this half an hour ago. And at that time she seemed more tanned than the time I looked an hour ago.. The first time I looked she didn't seem very tanned at all...


OH ABDULLAH - You FOUND the handcuff key!




A GREAT RACK - is the only reason anyone likes Christina Hendricks.....wait...that's enough... deleted deleted


TAGS: deleted
Rating: 3.93/5

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Shottyz - June 17, 2011, 7:49 pm
Don't look at em! IT'S A TRAP!!
AdmiralAckbar - August 12, 2010, 3:27 pm
sorry cubby. I nothing wrong with the bigins, I prefer the likes of Milla Jovovich and Amy Adams. Nowhere to hide traps.
Mr. Shiny - August 12, 2010, 4:17 am
Hey, she has other qualities that are likable...um...man someone get her a trampoline.
Cubbybear - August 12, 2010, 1:48 am
The fact is that she's a GINGER with ag reat rack! 3/5 for missing that fact.
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
2.75 is hardly paraise. It's not personal, guy
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:22 pm

her chest is too big? bah! does cubby know you said that?
guyfox - August 11, 2010, 8:52 pm
how come when I make a chickfake everyone complains but all others get praise......but she is hooter than her hair is red
AdmiralAckbar - August 11, 2010, 7:40 pm
For me its the red hair. Her chest is too big.


O LORD - Bless this Thy Rifle that with it Thou mayest blow thine enemies to bits


TAGS: antioch model
Rating: 3.86/5

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R.S.Jake - February 24, 2010, 5:22 pm
...who, being not in mine sight, shall snuff it.
Airman - February 24, 2010, 3:44 pm
cmon Atomic.. it's a joke. a take off of Python. nothing more nothing less
atomicflash - February 24, 2010, 3:14 pm
Yes, because Lord knows this girl ain't leaving the FOB. In fact, she's probably on her way over to the PX and then maybe the pool later. The men on the fringes, the combat outposts, that's who need a working rifle.
Derek - February 24, 2010, 3:11 pm
I, Abrahamic God, hear you; just as I hear thine enemies asking for the same blessing.
phydeaux - February 24, 2010, 2:56 pm
And may it never jam O Lord, nor fail to fire anything but straight and true. May it be always at my side, and protect me. Amen.


MARY-MAGDELINE -


TAGS: jesus day mary magdeline is a working girl
Rating: 3.6/5

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GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:24 pm
thanks spacedog
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:22 pm
Nice work GS, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:20 pm
@Fatt Matt, excellent Cliff Notes version. works for me :)
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Makes sence now
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'll Grey do the real explanation if he wants. But that is all I can think of - Mary Magdeline was Jesus' whore girlfriend and the pic looks like she's about to smoke some holy pole.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
IDK, I've never been to church or read the bible or anything like that
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:11 pm
?
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 3:09 pm
Mary was a whore...?
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:03 pm
I dont get this?


K.I.T.T. - and the Delorian had a bastard son.




DELL - I have one too...


TAGS: dell computer laptop
Rating: 2.63/5

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GJT - November 11, 2008, 6:00 pm
seriously? it's just a joke...get a sense of humor Big E
Big E - August 7, 2008, 7:42 pm
Hey jackass, Craven is right. you are a moron, if you are going to make a poster make it right.
Craven - May 27, 2008, 7:04 pm
You know you're a geek when.... That is a IBM Thinkpad, older model. Probably around 2000 or so.


SADDAM HUSSEIN IS ALIVE - and he likes clam chowder deleted deleted


TAGS: deleted
Rating: 2.24/5

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BUSH BLAMER - May 21, 2008, 11:37 am
I KNEW BUSH LIED!
Spike - April 30, 2008, 10:34 pm
Then he's not all bad, is he?


DUTCH FASHION - Even with that big furry scarf you still look a little cold, sweetie.


TAGS: male model fashion men hot nipple
Rating: 2.18/5

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zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:33 pm
Yes, you look gay. No I do not mean happy. fix'd


BABA BOOEY!! - Baba Booey!! Baba Booey!! Baba Booey!!




DELETING FACEBOOK ACCOUNT ! -


TAGS: deleting facebook account social media
Rating: 2.09/5

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agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:16 pm
For your next stunt, master grammar.
Derek - August 11, 2010, 6:15 pm
How does one reach this legendary page? Million of enquiring minds wish to know!


CALIFORNIA - or bust


TAGS: weed delivery
Rating: 1/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:51 pm
Not in cali
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:28 pm

the local market is too commercial?
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:22 pm
oh, so I am lost now. Why would it be on the way to cali? They got plenty there already.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:16 pm

truck load of reefer....hair and all.
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:14 pm
why? did he like them hairy?
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:07 pm

this is a wet dream for 440wakeup...or whatever that guys name is


Delusion -


TAGS: delusion reality society sanity happiness
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 5, 2014, 3:28 pm
What a coincidence, because I thoroughly resent this reality.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 5, 2014, 12:32 pm
I resemble that 5tatement! lol


DANDELION WISHES - My wish is that these are landing in the neighbors yard or dad's gonna kick my ass!


TAGS: dandelion wishes landing neighbor yard
Rating: 5/5

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holymoly - May 24, 2012, 2:23 pm
god ive missed some good ones... Hilariaous cause I can remember thinking the same thing.. FAV'd
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 12:10 am
Thank you!!
GaryO - May 17, 2012, 10:12 pm
Good'n Mi55Pri55


YOUR CHEATING HEART -


TAGS: infidelity denial
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - July 15, 2012, 2:01 pm
Deny that was your sister in bed with you.


CHOICES - The hardest decisions are not matters of life and death, but of opinion. Thankfully, this one is easy. Mmmmm.......Cake-pie


TAGS: chompers cake pie coices delicious
Rating: 4.73/5

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pzykosiz - October 17, 2010, 6:37 pm
5L's, fucking typo
pzykosiz - October 17, 2010, 6:37 pm
The cake is a pie. 4L's
crankyhead - October 17, 2010, 4:35 pm
deeeelicious
GreyScorpion - October 17, 2010, 1:22 pm
who cut the crusts off a PB&J?
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 1:21 pm

is it just me or does this cake/pie have chompers smile?
agdaniele - October 16, 2010, 11:37 pm
I'd hit it.
Cubbybear - October 16, 2010, 11:19 pm
I want the recipe...5/5
Chompers - October 16, 2010, 11:14 pm
Will be served at moticon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2010, 11:13 pm
I like it! 5L


Poverty -


TAGS: funny poor money middelburg mpumalanga
Rating: 4.44/5


MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS - Helping young ladies reach the pinnacle of their careers. I think she peaked a little early.




IF IT AINT BROKE - don't fix it


TAGS: russias model is still the same
Rating: 3.86/5

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vader - February 8, 2010, 2:30 pm
the reason why they look the same, is that the people there are still waiting for their car to arrive
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 3:48 pm
Trabis (Trabants) were from East Germany. Nothing like a cardboard car body to scream "safety"!!! They also made the lovely Wartburg. The Czechs made Skodas...didn't see many Russian cars in Germany though. NOT that you were specifying it in that way...
Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:32 pm
You have a Trablant that isn't broken?!! Call the papers!


Sorry, Adele -


TAGS: adele sad
Rating: 3.69/5

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WHAT ?! - YOU SOLD MY PS2? -




BLUE NUN -


TAGS: blue nun wine after prayer delight
Rating: 3.64/5

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Drenix - April 27, 2009, 12:27 pm
Purple Nun: Is watching you


TRICKLE TRUTH - It's just the tip of the iceberg




T.I.T.S - Totally Insane tube socks. There the only kind of socks out there.


TAGS: socks delicious socks and tits
Rating: 3.54/5

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1enferno - December 23, 2009, 11:15 pm
you've earned a 4 for cleverness. and awesome pic :D


PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips


TAGS: pizza delivery quick service tips speed
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?


ACCEPTANCE -


TAGS: comma deleted happy know conceited dogsbody
Rating: 3.33/5

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stormXIII - August 4, 2011, 9:23 pm
he he, a misunderstood poster I think (at least I'm not the only one living it)


FASHION MODELS - Emaciated, weird looking, boobless - stop, you're making me horny.


TAGS: fashion models
Rating: 3.2/5

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thatonechick - June 24, 2010, 10:27 am
I'm hungry. I want some ribs.. but they need more meat than she's got on hers.
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 10:22 am
Better yet make her INTO a sandwich!
motifake - June 24, 2010, 10:21 am

Where is the get her a sammich joke?
LD0ne - April 29, 2010, 5:03 pm
good lord eat somethin woman...
TheCatdaddyC - December 28, 2009, 12:10 am
Thanks, BAH - yes, I do think the sarcasm may have been lost on some of the voters. I guess that's the way the motifake crumbles!
GreyScorpion - December 27, 2009, 11:47 pm
you missed option #4 where is the sarcasm? because this doesn't have any. "making me horny", is not sarcastic. it's "Make-a me sooo-horny" and that's sarcasm...$5 now hollar solider boy
Bah - December 27, 2009, 11:35 pm
Bah! "this site is" not "this is is"
Bah - December 27, 2009, 11:34 pm
I can only draw 3 possible conclusions from the votes. Either A, people don't understand sarcasm. B, people don't like sarcasm. or C, this is is filled with necrophiles. While I'm hopeful for option B, I'm not ruling any of these out.
Derek - December 26, 2009, 6:05 pm
You must like Halloween


OBAMA - Half Honky, ALL Donkey deleted deleted


TAGS: deleted
Rating: 2.28/5

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HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:35 pm
Dumbass
datnigga - August 14, 2008, 10:12 am
conservatives would be better with chris rock. he did play a candidate in one of his movies. oh wait, no they wouldn't, he would be labeled a terrorist like poor obama.
RnR - July 5, 2008, 5:47 pm
odds are 3/1 that he'll be shot within 2 weeks after elections


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